Wednesday, September 13, 2006

This just in ....

Tucker Carlson, late of the defunct Crossfire, he of the bowties and asinine punditry, who once likened Canada to everyone's "retarded cousin," will be competing on this season's edition of Dancing With the Stars.

It's as if he felt we didn't have enough reasons to ridicule him.

But my question is this: will he wear the bow tie?

4 comments:

FanglyFish said...

Boob

queen B said...

Don't forget Joey Lawrence of "Blossom" fame.

Whoa.

And Mario Lopez from "Saved by the Bell". And Jerry Springer...

What, were Tina Yothers and Emmanuel Lewis too busy or something?

Stars, my a**.

andrew said...

joey, tucker and slater??? i totally wish i had cable

Chris in NF said...

Hm. Perhaps the scary thing here is that, out of all the contestants, Tucker Carlson is the only person who's suffering a step *down* in his current status for being on the show.

Doesn't speak well for the others.